But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’t say yes please, I’ll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d´hôte or nothing, otherwise…well, it would be silly. Terry Pratchett
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You can't treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? Religion is something that must be experienced. It's not up for buffet dining. The food God has provided us can't be taken in small portions. It has to be eaten whole and with the full knowledge of what we're putting into our bodies. Otherwise, it would be silly.

Source: Going Postal

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